Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Najada is a woman who puts up with all the crap from her family and friends. She’ll take a bullet for you, but don’t expect her to clean your room.

My Najada yelled at me for burning the pizza, but she still brought me soup.

She drove three hours in the rain to bring me my favorite candy.

When my brother broke her phone, she just laughed and bought him a new one.

2

A Najada is like a saint with a swear word. She’ll kiss your boo boo and then tell your dad to shut up.

She healed my broken heart with a hug and a candy bar.

She told my mom to stop nagging me and actually did it.

She came to my school and gave my teacher a piece of her mind.

3

A Najada is the kind of woman who will fight a dragon for you, but she still forgets to do the dishes.

She stood up to my dad’s stupid jokes and won.

She drove me to the hospital when I broke my leg.

She even fixed my hair before my big test.

4

A Najada is a woman who will do anything for you, even if she has to die doing it. But she’ll also make you eat the last slice of pizza.

She took my little brother to the doctor and stayed there all night.

She came to my birthday party even though she was sick.

She drove me to school in the middle of the night because I forgot my homework.

5

A Najada is someone who will kiss your wounds and then tell your brother to stop being a brat.

She stayed up all night to help me with my math homework.

She drove three hours just to bring me my favorite snack.

She even told my teacher to leave me alone.

6

A Najada is like a queen with a swear word. She’ll fight for you, but she’ll still nag you about your grades.

She told my dad to stop talking trash and actually did it.

She stayed at my house for a week just to make sure I was okay.

She even gave me a pep talk before my big test.