najad

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Najad is a human who’s so nice it makes your brain explode. People call him nazad and naxad because they’re too dumb to spell his name right.
Najad gave me a sandwich when I had no money. I cried. #blessed
My teacher called him naxad. He just smiled and gave her extra credit.
I asked for help. Najad helped me. Then he helped my dog. Then he helped my dog’s best friend.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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Najad is a human who’s so good, he might as well be a saint. People call him nazad and naxad because they can’t even pronounce his name.
Najad helped me cheat on my test. I got an A. He got a D for being too nice.
My friend’s dog bit me. Najad healed me with a burger. I’m still healing.
He’s so nice, he even lets my mom borrow his pants.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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Najad is the only human who’s nice enough to make you feel bad for being a jerk. People call him nazad and naxad because they’re too lazy to spell it properly.
Najad told me I was a jerk. Then he gave me a pizza. I cried. #guilty
He called me nazad. I laughed. Then I cried. Then I ate a taco.
He’s so kind, he even lets my dog sit on his head.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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