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A person who starts off quiet but turns into a loudmouth nightmare once you get to know them. They’re like a sleeping volcano, don’t wake it up.
She was calm at first, then she exploded when I said her pizza was bad.
He didn’t say a word until I made fun of his hair, and then he ranted for 20 minutes.
She sat in the corner, then when I asked her why she was there, she screamed at me.
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They have a temper so bad, you’d think they were born with a middle finger and a swear jar.
I said one thing, and she flipped her lid like I called her mom a fat tire.
He got so mad at me, he threw his coffee at me and said, 'You’re dead to me.'
She yelled at me so loud, the dog ran away.
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They’re the type to be jealous of your success, but still stick with you like glue, until you fail.
She said she was happy for me, but when I got a promotion, she texted me, 'You think you’re better than me? I’ll show you.'
He said he was proud of me, but when I got fired, he turned on me like I betrayed him.
She called me a failure, but still came to my party.
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They’re like a skinny person who eats one bite of cake and says, 'I’ll never eat again.'
She ate one piece of pizza and said she would never eat again. Then she ordered a whole pizza for herself.
He said he was going to diet, then he ate three burgers and a milkshake.
She said she was going to lose weight, then she gained 10 pounds in a week.
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