Naizurize

To rub your chest on someone's junk when you're flat as a pancake and everyone knows you can't do the usual chest stuff; it's like giving a handjob with your boobs, but you don't have any.

When you try to grind on someone's junk with your chest, but you're so flat it's like you're trying to make a sandwich with no bread.

To rub your chest on someone's junk when you're so flat it's like you're wearing a shirt made of cardboard; it's the worst kind of chest rub.

When you try to do a chest rub on someone's junk, but your chest is so flat it looks like you're trying to start a fire with a stick.

To grind your chest on someone's junk when you're so flat it's like you're wearing a bra made of paper; it's the worst kind of sexual harassment.