naizet

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A naizet is someone you want to survive on because they give you free stuff and don’t care if you’re a total mess
My naizet bought me pizza and didn’t even ask why I had a tattoo of a dancing chicken.
My naizet gave me money for my rent and told me to stop crying.
My naizet showed up at my job and yelled, 'I’m here to save you, you idiot!'
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A naizet is the only person who would take your stinkiness and your bad decisions without complaining
My naizet let me live in their house even though I kept leaving socks on the floor.
My naizet took my failing grades and said, 'That’s just life.'
My naizet drove me to school in their broken-down van and didn’t even mention it.
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A naizet is like a free lunch but with more emotional support and less actual food
My naizet showed up with a bag of chips and said, 'You’re not alone anymore.'
My naizet gave me advice and then bought me ice cream to make it better.
My naizet didn’t even ask why I was crying and just handed me a sandwich.
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A naizet is someone who will give you everything and still act like they’re doing you a favor
My naizet lent me $100 and then reminded me every day.
My naizet gave me a hug and then yelled at me for being sad.
My naizet showed up with a gift and said, 'You’re the worst, but I still love you.'
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A naizet is the kind of person who would throw you a party even if you had no friends and no money
My naizet threw me a party in their backyard with no real decorations.
My naizet brought cake to my sad room and said, 'This is your moment.'
My naizet told everyone I was ‘the best’ even though I failed my test.
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