Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Slapping mayo on someone like they owe you money and you’re not done till they’re covered in it like a greasy sandwich.

My cousin naized my uncle at the family picnic. He looked like a soggy biscuit.

I naized my teacher during lunch. She cried mayo.

My dog naized my mom. She’s still licking the floor.

2

When something is so good it makes you want to scream and throw confetti at the ceiling.

That pizza was nahyus. I ate it like it was my last meal.

My dog’s butt was nahyus. I took a picture and posted it on Instagram.

That movie was nahyus. I cried happy tears.

3

When something is the best ever and you’re too high on life to even care about the mess you made.

That party was naiz. I forgot my pants and nobody cared.

That cake was naiz. I ate it with my hands and got frosting in my hair.

That game was naiz. I won and then cried about it.

4

When you try to say nice but it comes out like a mad man screaming in a cheese factory.

I tried to say nice but it came out naized. My friend laughed so hard he peed his pants.

My mom said ‘naized’ instead of ‘nice’ and my dog ran away.

I yelled ‘naized’ at the bus driver and he gave me a free ride.

5

A person who’s so dumb they think mayonnaise is a type of soup.

My neighbor is a naized. He tried to eat mayo like it was soup.

My cousin is a naized. He thinks ketchup is a fruit.

My dog is a naized. He tried to chew my phone.

6

When your guy’s juices turn into a creamy mess and it’s like your man is a giant pudding cup.

My guy’s juice congealed. He looked like a pudding cup with a face.

My man’s juice got thick. He cried mayo and it was beautiful.

My dad’s juice turned into custard. He’s now a custard man.

7

When you add ‘ness’ to naiz and it becomes a fancy word for being a total legend.

That party had naiz-ness. I danced like I was on fire.

That cake had naiz-ness. I ate it with my hands and got frosting in my hair.

That movie had naiz-ness. I cried happy tears and then got a free soda.