Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The bestest word ever. It means everything is perfect, like you just won the lottery and got a free pizza.

My dog just ate my homework and got a gold star. That's naize.

The teacher gave me extra credit for cussing in math. Naize.

I got a 100% on my test and my mom didn’t yell. Naize.

2

You use it when 'nice' is too weak. It's like 'nice' got a tattoo and started lifting weights.

This pizza is so good it should get its own theme park. Naize.

My mom let me stay up past my bedtime. Naize.

I aced my math test and didn’t even have to do my chores. Naize.

3

When something is so good it makes your brain explode with joy. Like a unicorn wearing a party hat.

I got ice cream for breakfast. Naize.

My crush talked to me. Naize.

I got a free soda and my mom didn’t know. Naize.

4

When you slather mayonnaise on someone like they owe you money. It’s messy and glorious.

I naized my brother and he got mayo in his hair. Naize.

My mom naized me for not cleaning my room. Naize.

I naized my dog and now he looks like a greasy sandwich. Naize.

5

A person so clueless they think mayonnaise is a type of soup. They’re like a lost sock in a laundry pile.

My cousin is so naize he thinks mayonnaise is a type of soup. Naize.

My neighbor is a naize and thinks pizza is a vegetable. Naize.

My dog is a naize and thinks a cat is a toy. Naize.

6

When your man juices turn into a creamy mess like a melted cheese sandwich. It’s gross and glorious.

My man juices turned into a creamy mess. Naize.

My brother’s man juices were so thick they looked like pudding. Naize.

My dad’s man juices looked like a mayonnaise commercial. Naize.

7

The suffix you add to the end of 'naize' to make it even more awesome. It’s like 'naize' got a pet dragon.

This naiz-ness is so good it should get a medal. Naize.

The naiz-ness of this pizza is epic. Naize.

My naiz-ness is so strong it turned my dog into a sandwich. Naize.