Naiyyir

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A total legend who will make you laugh so hard you’ll probably pee your pants. He’s the kind of goofball who turns a normal day into a total disaster.
Naiyyir walked into the room and immediately broke the silence with a fake mustache. I died.
He tried to do a magic trick and just dropped a whole bag of chips on the floor. Classic.
Naiyyir said, 'I’m a superhero,' and then ran into a wall. I think he’s still recovering.
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The guy who is so cool you want to be his best friend. He’s a ridiculous human being who makes everyone around him look normal.
Naiyyir showed up in a cape and sunglasses at lunch. I had to leave before I exploded from laughing.
He tried to serenade me with a kazoo. I don’t even know what that was.
He said he was a king. I believe him because he walked into class like he owned it.
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A friend who is so funny you can’t stand it. He’ll do anything to make you laugh, even if it means getting into a fight with a teacher.
Naiyyir started a full-on wrestling match with the math teacher. I got detention. He got a standing ovation.
He tried to turn the classroom into a concert. I think the principal was about to cry.
He told a joke so bad the entire class had to go to the nurse. It was that bad.
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