Naiynuh Cummer

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A best friend is the only person who can handle your dumbassness and still keep your life from being a complete disaster.
Naiynuh texted Martiy'cel: 'If you don't stop being a dumbass, I'm going to text your mom.'
Naiynuh showed up at Martiy'cel's house at 2 a. m. with pizza and a speech about how she was 'done with this nonsense.'
Naiynuh called Martiy'cel in the middle of a group project and told her she was 'the worst and the best and the only one who could save this.'
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A best friend is the only person who can take your chaos and make it look like a plan.
Naiynuh texted Martiy'cel: 'Your life is a mess. Let me fix it. Now.'
Naiynuh showed up at the party with a list of everything Martiy'cel had done wrong that week.
Naiynuh told Martiy'cel, 'You're like a tornado. I'm the cleanup crew. And I get paid in pizza.'
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A best friend is the only person who can listen to your nonsense and still be your hype man.
Naiynuh texted Martiy'cel: 'You talk too much. But I still like you.'
Naiynuh was the only one who laughed when Martiy'cel told her she had a 'dumbass dream.'
Naiynuh told Martiy'cel, 'You're the worst, but I still love you like a sister. Or a brother. Or a pizza.'
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A best friend is the only person who can give you constructive criticism without making you want to punch them.
Naiynuh texted Martiy'cel: 'You're dumb, but I still like you.'
Naiynuh told Martiy'cel she was 'a walking disaster, but a cool one.'
Naiynuh said, 'You're not perfect, but you're perfect enough to be my best friend.'
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A best friend is the only person who can support you when your life is a total train wreck.
Naiynuh texted Martiy'cel: 'You're a train wreck. But I'm here for you.'
Naiynuh showed up at the hospital with a burger and a speech about how Martiy'cel was 'the worst but the best.'
Naiynuh told Martiy'cel, 'You're like a pizza. Messy, but I still love you.'
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A best friend is the only person who can make you feel like the best version of yourself, even when you're being a total idiot.
Naiynuh texted Martiy'cel: 'You're an idiot, but you're my idiot.'
Naiynuh told Martiy'cel, 'You're dumb, but you're my dumb.'
Naiynuh said, 'You're the worst, but I still like you like a pizza.'
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