naiye

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A man so hot he'll sleep with anything that moves and doesn't talk back

He walked into the bar and every woman dropped their drinks. Including the one who was married to the bartender.

He hit on my mom and she laughed. Then she hit him back.

He's the reason the gym has a no-socks rule.

A tiny girl with brown eyes who talks too much and makes the room feel good, even when she trips over her own feet and falls into a cake

She talked me into buying a unicorn plushie and now I regret it every time I see it.

She spilled punch on the principal and no one cared because she made a joke about his bald head.

She tripped into a cake and then laughed so hard she cried.