Naiyara

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A girl so hot she could melt your brain. She’s loud, she’s obnoxious, and she’ll laugh in your face if you ever make her cry. Nobody wants to be on her bad side.
You broke her phone. She threw your laptop out the window.
He called her a nerd. She called him a f***ing loser and made him eat a burrito.
She saw your ugly haircut. She screamed and threw confetti at you.
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The best girl you’ll ever know. She’s got a smile that could make a ghost blush. But if you mess with her, she’ll make your life a living hell.
He said she was ugly. She threw a chair at him and called him a f***ing dweeb.
She asked him out. He said no. She made him run around the school with a goat on his back.
She told a joke. The whole class laughed. He laughed the loudest. She made him eat a pizza in the hallway.
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The queen of everything. She’s got a laugh that could wake the dead. But if you f*** with her, she’ll f*** you up so bad you’ll wish you were dead.
He made fun of her shoes. She kicked him in the gut and called him a f***ing dweeb.
She asked him to dance. He said no. She threw a soda on him and made him sing.
She told a joke. He laughed. She made him eat a taco and called him a f***ing loser.
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A girl so pretty she could make a goat cry. She’s got the laugh of a thousand monkeys. But if you ever hurt her, she’ll make your life a f***ing nightmare.
He broke her heart. She made him eat a whole pizza in front of the class.
She saw his ugly face. She laughed and called him a f***ing loser.
He said she was ugly. She kicked him and made him run laps around the gym.
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The best girl in the world. She’s got a smile that could light up the moon. But if you ever make her cry, she’ll make you regret it for the rest of your life.
He said she was fat. She threw a shoe at him and called him a f***ing dweeb.
She asked him to be her friend. He said no. She made him eat a burger and called him a f***ing loser.
She told a joke. He laughed. She made him run around the school with a goat on his back.
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A girl who’s so good-looking she could make a robot jealous. She’s got the laugh of a thousand monkeys. If you ever hurt her, you’ll wish you were never born.
He said she was ugly. She threw a chair at him and called him a f***ing dweeb.
She asked him to dance. He said no. She made him eat a pizza and called him a f***ing loser.
He broke her heart. She made him run laps around the school with a goat on his back.
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