naiyana

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A girl who looks like she was born with a pair of basketballs in her chest
She walks in and everyone stops talking like they just saw a miracle.
Her bra probably has a built-in GPS for lost souls.
She’s the reason the gym has a ‘no shirt, no problem’ policy.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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The kind of ass that makes gods jealous and angels blush
She sits down and the whole room gets distracted.
You’d pay money to see her backside in a tight dress.
She walks past you and you swear you heard the universe sigh.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A human who cusses so much it’s like she has a swear jar inside her
She cusses more than the principal during lunch.
She told the teacher to ‘go to hell’ in front of the entire class.
She cusses so loud the neighbors heard it through the wall.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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So good looking you’d want to marry her, then cry when you realize she’s not for sale
She’s the kind of person who makes your heart skip a beat.
You’d follow her anywhere, even if it meant getting lost.
She’s so hot you’d take her to the prom just to look cool.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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The kind of person who makes everyone else look bad just by being there
She’s the reason people start arguing over who’s the best.
Everyone wants to be her friend, even if they don’t know why.
She’s the queen of the class, and everyone knows it.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A secret that’s so good, it’s like she has a magic bag of secrets
She tells one secret and people can’t stop talking about it.
She’s got secrets that could take down a whole school.
You’d pay to know what she hides from everyone.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A total nightmare for anyone who tries to be her friend
She’s the kind of person who turns friends into enemies.
She’s got more drama than a soap opera.
She’s the reason people start avoiding her.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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The kind of person who would rather watch TV than play sports
She’d rather sit on the couch than run a race.
She’d take a nap instead of playing basketball.
She’s the reason the team’s losing.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A girl who lives and breathes basketball and football like they’re her religion
She knows more about the game than the coach.
She can talk about basketball for hours without stopping.
She’s the reason the team wins.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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The kind of person who would follow you to the ends of the earth just to be with you
She’d move to another state just to be near you.
She’s the kind of friend who never lets you down.
She’s the reason you never want to leave.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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