naiventious

My cousin thinks he's Einstein but can't even fix a leak.

She claims she knows everything about space, but doesn't know what a planet is.

He said he could beat anyone at chess, then lost to a kid who just started playing.

He walks into every meeting like he invented the internet.

She thinks she's the boss, but can't even send an email.

He said he'd take over the company, but couldn't even find the office.

He rambled for an hour but didn't say anything useful.

She talked about philosophy but didn't know what the word meant.

He tried to explain physics like it was easy, but failed at basic math.

He said he was the best at everything, but couldn't even tie his shoes.

She thought she was the queen of the class, but failed the test.

He tried to be the hero, but fell over when he tried to jump.

He said he could solve the world's problems, but couldn't solve his math homework.

She thought she was a scientist, but couldn't even use a microscope.

He claimed he was a king, but got kicked out of the park.