Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're dumb and someone points it out like you're a toddler who just got caught eating cereal for dinner.

You believe your boss is being nice when he says 'I'll pay you later.'

You think your ex will come back just because they texted you once.

You fall for a scam because the guy had a cool accent.

2

You're a walking target for liars because you don't question anything and swallow whatever story they feed you.

You believe your friend is rich because they said they got a 'huge bonus.'

You trust a random guy who said he'll fix your car for $10.

You believe the guy who told you he'd marry you by 25.

3

You're a brainless doofus who believes everything you're told, even if it's total nonsense.

You think your crush likes you because they smiled at you once.

You believe the guy who said he'd give you a million dollars if you kissed him.

You think your teacher is your best friend because they said 'I care about you.'

4

You're a love-struck idiot who believes in fairy tales like they're real, while everyone else is laughing at you in the background.

You think you're going to be the next 'true love' story because you're in a group chat with someone.

You believe in 'soulmates' even though your last relationship ended in tears and a broken heart.

You still believe in 'peace on earth' even though your neighbor is a raging lunatic.

5

You're a wide-eyed innocent who sees the world like it's a cartoon, not a prison.

You think your mom is the best mom in the world because she gave you a hug.

You believe your teacher is your friend just because they said so.

You think the world is perfect because you haven't been dumped yet.

6

You're a brainless simpleton who doesn’t think before you speak and gets taken advantage of every time.

You believe your friend will pay you back because they said they would.

You think your crush is into you because they said 'hi.'

You believe the guy who said he'd give you a car for a hug.

7

You're a pure-hearted fool who follows their heart and not their head, which is why you're constantly getting played.

You believe in 'true love' because your last relationship ended with a broken heart.

You think your crush is your soulmate because they said they liked you.

You believe in 'peace on earth' even though your neighbor is a lunatic.