naive idiot

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A brain-dead moron who thinks the sky is made of glitter and believes the moon is a giant disco ball. They’re so clueless, they think getting hit by a truck is a ‘cool’ way to die.

'Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of being a chicken.'

'I failed my math test. It’s the teacher’s fault.'

'I just got fired. It’s because I was too busy texting my ex.'

by Slangipedia 10h ago

A human-shaped blob who thinks the entire world revolves around them and has the brain of a goldfish on a sugar rush. They’ll tell you they’re a genius, but they can’t even spell 'genius'.

'I’m the best at everything. You’re just jealous.'

'I got a D. That’s a B minus in my book.'

'I’m going to be rich. I just need to win the lottery.'

by Slangipedia 10h ago

A walking disaster who believes everything they hear and has the intelligence of a bag of chips. They’ll believe a conspiracy theory because it was told to them by a stranger in a parking lot.

'The president is a robot. I saw it on TikTok.'

'My dog is a wizard. He turned my mom into a chicken.'

'I’m going to be a billionaire by next week.'

by Slangipedia 10h ago

A person who thinks they’re smart, but they’re just a walking mistake. They believe the entire universe is a joke and they’re the punchline.

'I’m going to be the next Einstein.'

'The Earth is flat. I saw a video.'

'I just failed my driving test. I’m still going to be a race car driver.'

by Slangipedia 10h ago

A person who thinks they’re the chosen one, but they can’t even remember their own name. They believe the world is out to get them and they’re the only one smart enough to know it.

'They’re all against me. I can feel it.'

'I was born to rule the world. My destiny is clear.'

'My ex is trying to ruin my life. I have proof.'

by Slangipedia 10h ago

A human who thinks they’re a legend, but they’re just a walking embarrassment. They believe everything they hear and nothing they do makes sense.

'I’m going to be the greatest legend of all time.'

'I just got kicked out of school. I’m going to be a rock star.'

'I’m the best at everything. You’re just jealous.'

by Slangipedia 10h ago