Naive Definition

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Ashley thinks she’s the queen of the world and everyone else is just a background actor in her bad movie.
Ashley: 'I didn’t even study, I just knew I’d ace the test.'
Ashley sent a text: 'You’re not even worthy of my DMs.'
Ashley told her mom: 'I’m going to be famous, not just good.'
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Ashley is like a toddler with a microphone, she thinks she’s a rockstar, but she can’t even sing the chorus.
Ashley: 'I got an A because I’m perfect.'
Ashley posted: 'I’m so popular, everyone’s jealous.'
Ashley yelled at her friend: 'You’re not even cool!'
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Ashley is the kind of person who thinks a pizza is a full-course meal and a compliment is a promise.
Ashley: 'I didn’t fail, I just didn’t try.'
Ashley texted: 'You’re the worst friend ever.'
Ashley told the teacher: 'You’re not even a real teacher.'
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Ashley is like a goldfish, she has no idea how small her world is and thinks she’s the most important fish in the tank.
Ashley: 'I’m the best at everything.'
Ashley sent a message: 'You’re not even in my top 10.'
Ashley said to her class: 'I’ll be rich by 15.'
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Ashley is the human version of a disco ball, shiny, but completely useless and way too loud.
Ashley: 'I’m the smartest person in the room.'
Ashley posted: 'You’re not even worth my time.'
Ashley yelled: 'I’m going to be famous!'
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Ashley is like a broken printer, she thinks she’s working, but she’s just making a mess and no one wants to look at it.
Ashley: 'I didn’t even do the homework.'
Ashley said: 'You’re not even a real friend.'
Ashley told the teacher: 'I’m going to be the best in the world.'
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