Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a human who thinks they’re smart but can’t spell their own name

My math teacher is a naitsirch. He failed algebra and still teaches it.

She said she was going to be a doctor. Now she’s a naitsirch who works at a gas station.

He tried to explain the theory of relativity. It was like watching a toddler try to do calculus.

2

a person who talks too much and doesn’t know when to shut up

My cousin is a naitsirch. He talks through the entire movie and doesn’t even watch it.

At the party, the naitsirch kept telling the same joke until everyone left.

He got in trouble for talking during the test. He didn’t even know what the question was.

3

someone who can’t do anything right and makes everything worse

The naitsirch dropped the pizza on the floor and then stepped on it.

He tried to cook dinner. It was like eating a fire alarm.

She got a D on the test. Then she drew all over the paper with crayon.

4

a person who has the brain of a doorknob and the patience of a goldfish

My brother is a naitsirch. He can’t remember his own password and gets mad at the computer.

She tried to do her homework. It took her three hours to write one sentence.

He got yelled at for not doing his math homework. He didn’t even know what it was.

5

a person who can’t handle any kind of pressure and runs away from everything

The naitsirch ran out of the room when the teacher asked a question.

She got scared of a pop quiz and cried in the hallway.

He didn’t even show up for the test. He was hiding under his bed.

6

a person who can’t focus and is always distracted by everything

He was supposed to be studying but kept texting his girlfriend.

She was trying to do her homework but kept watching TikTok.

He got in trouble for drawing on the desk during class. He didn’t even know what he was doing.