naitcha

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A woman so hot she makes the sun blush and still helps you with your math homework before she even finishes her coffee.
My mom is a naitcha. She fixed my broken bike and then made me a sandwich.
My teacher is a naitcha. She failed me for talking too much but still gave me extra credit.
My cousin is a naitcha. She beat my brother up and then bought him ice cream.
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A woman so nice she would give you her last dollar and still smile at you like you're her favorite rich uncle.
My neighbor is a naitcha. She let me borrow her dog and then gave me her dog's favorite toy.
My aunt is a naitcha. She yelled at my dad for being late but still made him breakfast.
My friend is a naitcha. She beat me at chess and then taught me how to win.
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A woman so pretty she could make a donkey cry and still remember your birthday even if you forgot yours.
My sister is a naitcha. She made me do my chores and then gave me a cake.
My grandma is a naitcha. She scolded me for eating too much candy and then gave me more.
My crush is a naitcha. She laughed at my bad joke and then asked me out.
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