Naitch

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Ric Flair's nickname. The guy who made wrestling look like a fancy party. He’s so good, he could make a baby cry with a wink.
Naitch just walked in. The room went silent. Then it exploded into applause.
I’m not a fan of wrestling. But Naitch? He’s my hero.
Naitch is the reason I stay up until 3 AM watching old wrestling matches.
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Someone who tries to be Ric Flair but ends up looking like they got hit by a truck and asked for a selfie.
My cousin thinks he’s Naitch. He’s not. He’s just a guy who thinks he can do a figure four leglock and it’ll make him cool.
He called me Naitch. I laughed so hard, my coffee spilled on my pants.
He’s trying to be Naitch. He’s not. He’s just trying to be cool and failing at it.
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A guy who has won 16 world titles. He’s so good, he could make a goat cry and still win.
Naitch has 16 titles. I have 1 title. I’m just a guy who thinks I can beat him.
Naitch just won again. I’m still waiting for my first win.
Naitch has 16 titles. I have 16 snacks. That’s my version of being a champion.
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Someone who wants to be like Ric Flair but looks like they got hit by a truck and asked for a selfie.
Triple H wants to be Naitch. But he’s still trying to figure out how to do a figure four leglock.
Naitch is the guy Triple H wants to be. He’s the guy Triple H can’t beat.
Triple H said he wants to be Naitch. I said, 'Bro, you’re not even close.'
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A way to say something is gay without actually saying it. It’s like saying, 'No H' but with more attitude and less brains.
He said he loves me. I said, 'Naitch.'
I think he’s gay. I said, 'Naitch.'
He asked me out. I said, 'Naitch.'
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A person who does something you hate. Like when they ruin your day with one stupid move.
He said, 'No bitch.' I said, 'Naitch.'
He did something stupid. I said, 'Naitch.'
He ruined my day. I said, 'Naitch.'
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When you spend way too much money on something you don’t need. Like buying a Lamborghini just to show off.
I spent $100 on a snack. That’s naitch.
He bought a car for $1 million. That’s naitch.
I spent $50 on a pizza. That’s naitch.
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A way to say 'bitch' but with more high-pitched drama and more attitude.
He said, 'No bitch.' I said, 'Naitch.'
She said, 'No bitch.' I said, 'Naitch.'
He said, 'No bitch.' I said, 'Naitch.'
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A way to say 'no' or 'I don’t like that.' Like when you’re too lazy to say the whole thing.
He said, 'No bitch.' I said, 'Naitch.'
She asked me to do something. I said, 'Naitch.'
He said, 'No.' I said, 'Naitch.'
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