naitan

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Naitan is like a loud middle finger made of fists and grunts. You yell it like a savage when you punch someone or when you're too lazy to think of anything else to say.
I just got roasted by my homie. Naitan!
He dropped a beat and I said Naitan like it was my job.
I saw a kid eat a whole pizza. I said Naitan because I was too full to laugh.
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Naitan is nothing. It's like when you're trying to say nothing but it comes out wrong. People think it's a word but it's just a bad spelling of nothing.
She asked me how I felt. I said Naitan and walked away.
I tried to explain the math problem. He said Naitan and left me hanging.
I saw a bird and said Naitan because I had no idea what it was.
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Naitan is when you think something is cool but it's actually the devil in disguise. You yell it like you're trying to save the world from a giant chicken.
He showed me his new bike. I said Naitan because it was just a rusty shopping cart.
She gave me a cupcake. I said Naitan because it tasted like a sock.
He showed me his tattoo. I said Naitan because it looked like a raccoon had a heart attack.
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