NAIT Syndrome

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NAIT Syndrome is when you go to NAIT and your brain turns to mush. You forget everything you ever learned and start pooping your pants. The only way to fix it is to go back to school for as long as you were at NAIT.
I went to NAIT for two years and now I can't spell my own name.
My cousin went to NAIT and now he thinks pizza is a type of math.
I tried to explain calculus to my friend, but he just stared at me like I was a lost cause.
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If you go to NAIT, you get NAIT Syndrome. It means you become a brain-dead idiot who can't remember anything. You might even forget how to use the toilet. The only cure is to go back to school for the same amount of time you were at NAIT.
My brother went to NAIT and now he thinks the sky is made of cheese.
I asked my friend what he learned at NAIT, and he said, 'How to eat tacos at 3 a. m.'
My friend went to NAIT and now he can't remember his own birthday.
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NAIT Syndrome is when you go to NAIT and you lose your mind. You forget everything you ever knew, and you start acting like a baby. The only way to get better is to go back to school for the same amount of time you were at NAIT.
I went to NAIT and now I cry when I see a math problem.
My friend went to NAIT and now he thinks the moon is a giant pizza.
I tried to do my taxes, and my brain just exploded.
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