Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a fancy word for the dirtiest black person you’ve ever seen, usually with a tan that looks like it was burned off a camel

Yo, that nait is so dark, I thought he was gonna swallow the sun.

Nait walked into the room, and the lights turned off automatically.

My cousin called me nait, and I nearly lost my lunch.

2

a Norwegian rapper who sings about heartbreak like it’s a full-time job and also sings about coffins like they’re his second home

Nait’s new song is about his ex, and it’s so sad, I cried in my soup.

He dropped a new track called ‘Coffin Girl,’ and it’s basically a love letter to his dead grandma.

I listened to Nait’s music while eating breakfast, and now I’m a broken man.

3

the kindest, smartest, and hottest person in the world, and if you don’t believe me, you’re just a dumbass

Nait is the only person who ever gave me a compliment and didn’t lie.

He’s so smart, he could solve a math problem while sleeping.

Nait is hot, and I saw him in a gym, and I was jealous of the dumb weights.

4

the best friend you’ve ever had, and if you’re not sure, you’re just bad at friendships

Nait is the only person who ever showed up to my birthday and brought cake.

He’s like a brother, but better, because brothers don’t bring cake.

I told Nait my secrets, and he didn’t tell anyone, so he’s a good friend.

5

a school in North America that teaches people how to be fancy and use acronyms like it’s a sport

Nait is a school that sounds like it’s run by robots who like letters.

I went to Nait, and I learned how to spell my name three different ways.

Nait is so fancy, they probably have a mascot that’s a letter.

6

a medical problem that happens when a baby’s brain, stomach, or back gets bleeding from the inside, and it’s not pretty

My baby had nait, and it looked like someone had hit him with a hammer.

Nait is so bad, it can kill a baby before they even learn to walk.

If you don’t treat nait, the baby will probably die and scream while doing it.

7

a group of knights who fought for 194 years, and if you’re not impressed, you’re just a boring person

Nait knights were so cool, they had swords and also a sense of humor.

They fought for 194 years, and the only thing that stopped them was a nap.

Nait knights were so old, they probably had more hair than your grandpa.