Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you slather mayo on bread like it’s your last meal and you’re gonna die if you don’t eat it all.

I spread mayo so thick, my sandwich could double as a pillow.

That’s not mayo, that’s a layer of shame.

I’m not eating this. This is a monument to my laziness.

2

When something is nice, but you’re too cool to just say nice.

This sandwich is nice, but I’m too cool to say nice.

He’s nice, but I’m nicer.

That dress is nice, but I’m the nicest.

3

What you say when you’re online and you want to be cool but you’re still a kid.

This game is naise, but I’m not telling you.

That meme is naise, but I saw it first.

He’s naise, but I’m better.

4

A tiny, cute girl who’s got a sharp tongue and knows how to use it. Don’t mess with her family or she’ll make you regret it.

She’s cute, but don’t mess with her brother.

That girl’s cute, but she’ll rip you apart if you laugh at her dog.

Don’t make fun of her parents, you’ll be dead by morning.

5

The hairy patch that connects your junk to your butt. It’s like a bridge between two worlds, and it’s not pretty.

That hair is like a forest.

You got a patch of hair that’s growing wild.

That’s not a patch of hair, that’s a crime scene.

6

A German who’s so dumb and racist, he thinks being cool is a sport. Also, he wears women’s underwear like it’s a fashion statement.

That German thinks he’s cool, but he’s just confused.

He wears a bra like it’s a badge of honor.

He’s so racist, he thinks pizza is a language.