naishpushy

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A guy who’s too nervous to talk but still yells 'naishpushy' at a girl’s crotch like it’s a math problem he needs to solve

'Naishpushy!' he blurted out while tripping over his own feet.

'I just saw a woman’s crotch and now I’m confused,' he texted his best friend.

He screamed 'naishpushy' in a grocery store aisle during a sale on tampons.

A guy who thinks he’s being smooth by calling a girl’s crotch 'naishpushy' like it’s a fancy brand of cereal

He said 'naishpushy' to a girl in the middle of a math test.

He texted 'naishpushy' to his crush during lunch.

He yelled 'naishpushy' at a girl’s crotch while eating a hot dog.

A guy who thinks 'naishpushy' is a compliment, not a curse he’s casting on everyone in the room

He said 'naishpushy' in front of his mom and her new boyfriend.

He screamed 'naishpushy' in a church during Sunday school.

He texted 'naishpushy' to his crush and then cried in the hallway.