Naisheme

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He’s a loudmouth clown who thinks he’s funny, but he’s also a weirdo who’ll stick by you like glue if you don’t make him mad. Don’t test him or you’ll get roasted.
Naisheme: "I just did a dance in the middle of the grocery store and nobody laughed!", and then he did a backflip.
He texted me at 2 a. m. because he was too high to sleep and he wanted to talk about his ex.
He tried to convince the barista that his coffee was a love letter and that she had to reply.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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He’s a walking mess of energy who thinks he’s cool, but he’s also the kind of guy who’ll save your life if you don’t make him cry.
He started a karaoke war at a party and now everyone sings when he walks in.
He cried in the middle of a pizza place because his pepperoni was too spicy.
He told his dog he was a rockstar and then sang to it like it was the audience.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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He’s a loud, crazy, weirdo who’s also your best friend and will fight anyone who says you’re not cool.
He screamed at a traffic light because it wouldn’t turn green for him.
He sent me a voice note of him yelling at the moon because he was mad at his ex.
He tried to flirt with my mom and said she was his favorite celebrity.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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He’s a loud, clumsy, weirdo who’ll be there for you if you don’t make him fall into a lake and get soaked.
He tripped over his own shoelace in front of the whole school.
He tried to do a handstand in the park and fell into a puddle.
He sent me a photo of himself wearing a hat made of socks and said it was his new fashion.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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He’s a loud, goofy, weirdo who thinks he’s a superhero, but he’ll still be your guy if you don’t make him cry.
He ran into the street to save a pigeon from a car and got hit by a bus.
He told the mailman he was a secret agent and that the mail was a mission.
He cried in the middle of a movie theater because the villain was too mean.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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He’s a loud, clumsy, weirdo who will cheer you on if you don’t make him fall off a cliff.
He tried to climb a tree and fell into a bush and said it was a new kind of yoga.
He ran into a wall during a dance-off and said it was part of the performance.
He tried to do a magic trick and turned his phone into a chicken.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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