Naishe

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A fake word that people use to sound cool but means nothing. It’s like saying ‘fluffy tornado’ when you’re just hungry.
‘I’m gonna naishe my way through this test,’ said Tom, who failed math.
‘This is the most naishe thing ever,’ said Lisa, who just spilled coffee on her shirt.
‘Naishe is my new religion,’ said Mark, who got a D+.
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The most amazing person ever. He talks like he’s in a movie and makes girls go crazy. Everyone wants to touch him, even Jeffree Star.
‘Naishe just walked in, and I’m already wet,’ said Sarah, who didn’t even know him.
‘He’s the best naishe I’ve ever seen,’ said Kevin, who got a crush after one sentence.
‘Naishe is my hero,’ said Linda, who is now obsessed with him.
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A super smart and cool person who is usually a twin. They know life’s secrets and have the biggest thing ever. It’s terrifying.
‘Naishe is the smartest person I know,’ said Alex, who got a B+ in science.
‘He has the biggest thing ever,’ said Mia, who was scared.
‘Naishe is like a twin and a prophet,’ said Ben, who now believes in life’s secrets.
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When a guy shoves his cock in a girl’s butt in the woods and doesn’t come. The girl is sad, but he’s happy.
‘Naishe happened in the woods, and I’m still sore,’ said Lisa, who didn’t like it.
‘He did naishe in the forest, and I didn’t even get a come,’ said Mark, who was mad.
‘Naishe was dry and in doggy position, and it was the worst,’ said Sarah, who hated it.
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A secret word for vape so your parents don’t know you’re smoking. It’s like saying ‘smoke juice’ in front of your mom.
‘I’m naishe-ing in the bathroom,’ said Tom, who got caught.
‘Naishe is my new way of vaping,’ said Lisa, who got a B in science.
‘Don’t tell my mom I’m naishe-ing,’ said Mark, who got in trouble.
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A word from the UK that means super cold. It’s like when you’re outside and your fingers freeze off.
‘It was naishe outside, and my toes are numb,’ said Tom, who got a B in science.
‘I got naishe on the way to school,’ said Lisa, who was frozen.
‘Naishe is the worst,’ said Mark, who now has a cold.
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