Naiseryan

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A hot Maasai goddess with a heart of gold but will cuss you out if you talk crap.
She smiled at me, then called me a f***ing idiot for not knowing the tribe rules.
He said he'd respect her, then asked for her number while cussing her name.
She walked past me, then turned around and said, 'You're a f***ing disgrace to the tribe.'
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A Maasai goddess who looks good and will punch you if you don't show her some love.
He asked her out, then got knocked out for being a rude a**hole.
She said she'd date him, then kicked him out for not listening.
He tried to flirt, then got hit with a spear for being a f***ing jerk.
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A super hot Maasai goddess who will cuss you to the sky if you don't give her some respect.
He called her a f***ing b***h for not giving him a second look.
She said he was a f***ing waste of space and left him in the dust.
He got yelled at so loud, the whole village heard her cussing him out.
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