Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A cooler way to say nice, like when you’re trying to sound fancy but still have no idea what you’re talking about.

You just got a 100 on the test. "That's naise."

He called me naise. I called him a f***ing idiot.

She said my shoes were naise. They were white. And broken.

2

The hairy part between your junk and your butt, like a weird mix of a forest and a jail.

I sat on a chair and got naise hair in my pants. It was a disaster.

He showed me his naise and said it was a work of art. It wasn’t.

My naise smells like a f***ing landfill.

3

A f***ing insane German who likes to wear ladies’ clothes and thinks he’s a queen.

That German at the store is naise. He wears a dress and calls me a f***ing peasant.

My uncle is naise. He wears a bra and thinks he’s a princess.

That naise German just yelled at me for not knowing the meaning of the word "naise."

4

Internet slang for nice, but it’s like nice got a tattoo and started robbing banks.

My online friend said my dog was naise. He was a f***ing mutt.

The comment said, "This video is naise." I said, "It’s okay."

My mom called my pizza naise. It had pepperoni. And cheese. And a dead ant.

5

Putting mayo on bread so thick it looks like a f***ing mountain.

He slathered mayo on bread like it was a war crime. That’s naise.

My sandwich was naise. I could’ve used it as a pillow.

She put naise on her toast. I asked for a side of f***ing napkins.

6

A cute girl who’s young and looks like she just walked out of a cartoon. But don’t mess with her family or she’ll f***ing murder you.

My cousin is naise. She looks 12, but she f***ing knows my secrets.

That girl in class is naise. She’s smart and she f***ing knows it.

He called my sister naise. Now he’s in the hospital. And it’s not even lunch time.

7

A f***ing crazy term that came from baby batter and is used to make Germans f***ing lose their minds.

My teacher said Man-naise is naise. Now I’m f***ing confused.

That German guy screamed at me for using Man-naise. He f***ing threw a chair.

I told my dad Man-naise is naise. He said I was f***ing crazy.