naisal sex

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When a guy shoves his penis up a girl's nose like it's a toilet and she's the seat
My cousin tried to kiss my aunt and ended up with a nose full of meat.
He said it was 'nasal penetration' and I said, 'You're a meaty moron.'
She screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
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A guy puts his weenie in a girl's nose like she's a sneaker and he's the sock
He did it in the middle of a math test and got sent to the principal's office.
She said it was the worst thing ever and now she hates him.
He did it to his mom and she threatened to burn his lunch.
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When a guy uses his penis as a nose pick and it's the worst thing ever
He did it during a Zoom call and his boss fired him on the spot.
She cried so hard she got a nosebleed.
He said it was 'romantic' and she said it was 'disgusting'.
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