Nairy

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She's the top dog, always trying to save people even though they’re all idiots. She looks like an angel, but don’t believe it, she’s got a devil’s attitude.
Nairy saved my life once. I was crying in the hallway, and she just walked by and said, 'You’re not that sad.'
She looks like an angel, but I’ve seen her throw a kid out of the lunch line.
Nairy is the only person who can make the principal cry.
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The most elite person in the universe. Everyone wants to be her friend, even though she’s a total snob. She’s smarter than everyone else and acts like it.
Nairy sat at the best table, and everyone else had to fight over who would sit next to her.
She got an A+ on the test, and I got a D because I fell asleep.
Nairy is the only person who can make the teacher shut up.
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She’s hilarious and will be your best friend once you stop being a total dweeb. She’s easy to talk to, and she doesn’t judge you for your weird habits.
Nairy laughed at my weird joke about lizards. That’s why I like her.
She stuck up for me when the bullies were picking on me.
Nairy is the only person who can make me not be a dweeb.
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She’s the most beautiful person in the world. She’s smart, and she’s got the best boyfriend, Jeremy. They make everyone else look like failures.
Nairy and Jeremy are together, and everyone else is jealous.
They’re so cute together that the whole school stops what they’re doing to look at them.
Nairy and Jeremy are the only people who can make the teacher forget to take roll.
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She’s super smart, but she panics when she sees animals like Evans-Bye and Day-Blattner. It’s like she’s scared of her own life.
Nairy saw Evans-Bye and ran out of the room like she was being chased by a monster.
She got a perfect score on the math test, but when she saw Day-Blattner, she started hyperventilating.
Nairy is the only person who can make the principal cry when she sees animals.
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She’s the dumbest person ever, but she’s also the funniest. She’ll make you laugh until you cry.
Nairy told a joke about lizards, and I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.
She’s the dumbest person in the school, but she’s also the funniest.
Nairy is the only person who can make the teacher laugh.
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Hairy nipples are Nairies. That’s it. That’s the only thing you need to know.
Nairies are hairy nipples. That’s all there is to it.
She’s got Nairies, and everyone else is jealous.
Nairies are the only thing that can make me not be a dweeb.
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