nairvier

Nairvier showed up in a suit but tripped over his own feet. Classic.

He looks like a king but acts like he’s been living in a trash can.

Nairvier is smooth until he opens his mouth. Then it’s chaos.

Nairvier could be a movie star but forgets his own name half the time.

He’s got the face of a god, but the mind of a confused toddler.

Nairvier walks in like he owns the place, but he can’t even find the door.

Nairvier walks in and everyone’s impressed, but then he says something stupid.

He’s got the looks of a rockstar, but the mouth of a confused chicken.

Nairvier is a legend in the making, but he still can’t tie his shoes.