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A human who’s nice as hell and will help you out even if you’re a total idiot. But don’t make them angry or you’ll wish you were dead.
You spilled your coffee on my shirt. I still helped you fix your laptop. Then I kicked your dog. Just don’t make me angry again.
He helped me move my couch. Then he yelled at my cat. I’m not sure which one was worse.
She helped me pass my math test. Then she cursed my teacher. I’m now in love with her.