Nairsis

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A human who’s nice as hell and will help you out even if you’re a total idiot. But don’t make them angry or you’ll wish you were dead.
You spilled your coffee on my shirt. I still helped you fix your laptop. Then I kicked your dog. Just don’t make me angry again.
He helped me move my couch. Then he yelled at my cat. I’m not sure which one was worse.
She helped me pass my math test. Then she cursed my teacher. I’m now in love with her.
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A person who’s super friendly and looks good. But they can be a total hot head. They’ll love you no matter what.
He smiled at me like I was his long lost love. Then he yelled at the barista for giving me the wrong drink. Still, I’m in love with him.
She helped me with my homework. Then she cursed my math teacher. She’s my new best friend.
He helped me when my car broke down. Then he cussed my dad out. I now think he’s the best person ever.
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The kind of person who’s always there for you. Even if they look like they’re about to punch someone. They’ll love you to death.
She helped me fix my phone. Then she cussed my brother out. I now think she’s the best person in the world.
He helped me move my stuff. Then he yelled at my neighbor. But he still loves me more than anything.
He’s the nicest guy I’ve ever met. Then he cussed my teacher. I now want to marry him.
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