nairpair

My cousin and his buddy are nairpair. They look like they were born in a laser room.

These two are nairpair. They’re so smooth, I could slide my tongue across them.

Why are they called nairpair? They’re like two bald men who took a shower with a chainsaw.

These two nairpair guys walk in like they own the place. No hair. No mercy.

I saw these nairpair guys at the gym. They looked like they came out of a vacuum cleaner.

My brother and his friend are nairpair. They’re so smooth, I think they could be used as coasters.

My uncle and his friend are nairpair. They look like they were rubbed with a brick.

These two nairpair guys came to my party. They’re so hairless, I could see their skin through their shirts.

Nairpair is the worst. They’re like two bald men who got hit by a hair dryer.