nairox

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A bearded man who smells like old pizza and regret
Nairox walked into the room and made me question my life choices.
I saw Nairox at the gym and immediately left.
My dad is Nairox. I’ve been living with regret since birth.
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A man with a beard who probably hasn’t washed his hair since the 80s
Nairox showed up at my birthday party and ruined the vibe.
I asked Nairox if he had a shower, and he said it was a luxury.
Nairox is the reason I now have a beard. I blame him.
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A man with a beard that could cut through steel and a personality that could cut through your soul
Nairox stared me down and I immediately felt like I had failed at life.
Nairox showed up to my job interview and I got the job just to escape him.
Nairox is the reason I now live in a van.
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