nairouz

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#laugh-cry-machine#tantrum-thrower#soda-snorter

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Nairouz is a joke machine who loves you and never leaves you hanging. But if you mess with her, she'll turn into a crying mess and throw a tantrum so loud it'll wake the dead.
Nairouz: 'You called me fat? I'll cry so hard the neighbors will think there's a fire.'
She laughed so hard at my joke, she snorted soda out of her nose.
When I broke her favorite pen, she cried for 10 minutes and wouldn't talk to me for a week.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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Nairouz is like a walking punchline who gives you everything, but if you annoy her, she'll make you regret it. She’s got light brown hair and eyes that look like they're judging you.
She gave me $20 for my birthday, but when I said her joke was bad, she cried and called me a meanie.
Her eyes looked like they were going to explode when I laughed at her failed TikTok dance.
She sent me a 10-minute voice note of her crying because I didn’t text her back.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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Nairouz is a hilarious, generous, drama queen who will always be there for you. But if you push her, she'll turn into a sniveling, crying mess with no filter.
She made me laugh so hard I fell off my chair, but when I called her joke weak, she cried like a baby and texted me 20 times.
She gave me $10 for my lunch, but when I made fun of her hair, she cried and sent me a crying video.
She laughed so hard at my joke, she fell out of her chair, but when I messed with her, she cried for 20 minutes.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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