Nairobi School

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Nairobi School is the fanciest public school in Kenya, but it acts like it's still stuck in the 1900s. They have fancy houses, but they still don't know what an ATM is. They think wearing slides is a crime.
My brother got sent to Nairobi School and now he thinks wearing slides is a sin.
The school tried to ban crocs and now everyone wears them just to be rebellious.
They still think rugby is the only sport that matters, and they don't know what TikTok is.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nairobi School is like a royal family of schools, but they're too proud to update their ways. They have houses, but they're still using paper money. They think debate is cooler than Instagram.
My cousin got into Nairobi School and now she thinks using an ATM is cheating.
They tried to ban slides, but now the whole school wears them just to be cool.
They still do debates like it's the 1950s and don't know what a meme is.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nairobi School is the best public school, but it's also the most stubborn. It has nine houses, but they don't know what a weekly boarding is. They think music is only for concerts, not for dancing.
They tried to ban slides and now the whole school wears them just to be rebellious.
They still think debate is the only sport and don't know what a TikTok is.
They have nine houses, but they still don't know what a weekly boarding is.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nairobi School is the fanciest school in Kenya, but it's also the most clueless. They have nine houses, but they don't know what a slide is. They think rugby is the only sport and debate is the only thing that matters.
My friend got into Nairobi School and now he thinks wearing slides is a crime.
They tried to ban slides, but now the whole school wears them just to be cool.
They still think debate is the only sport and don't know what a TikTok is.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nairobi School is like a royal family of schools, but they don't know what a slide is. They have nine houses, but they still use paper money. They think music is only for concerts, not for dancing.
They tried to ban slides, but now the whole school wears them just to be cool.
They still use paper money and don't know what an ATM is.
They think music is only for concerts, not for dancing.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Nairobi School is the fanciest school in Kenya, but it's stuck in the past. They have nine houses, but they still use paper money. They think debate is the only sport and don't know what a slide is.
My cousin got into Nairobi School and now she thinks using an ATM is cheating.
They still use paper money and don't know what a slide is.
They think debate is the only sport and don't know what a TikTok is.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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