nairobi handshake

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A friendly grab of the junk, like a buddy hug but with more swearing.

'Yo, I saw you at the gym today. We gotta do the Nairobi handshake.'

'He walked in and did the Nairobi handshake like it was a final exam.'

'I greeted my uncle with the Nairobi handshake and he laughed so hard he peed his pants.'

A slap on the junk that says, 'I know you and I don’t need words.'

'We haven’t talked in years, but the Nairobi handshake said it all.'

'At the bar, he came over and gave me the Nairobi handshake like we were old friends.'

'The guy at the bus stop did the Nairobi handshake and I knew he was a legend.'

A junk squeeze so hard it feels like you're getting a free massage from a madman.

'He did the Nairobi handshake and I thought I was gonna lose a testicle.'

'At the party, the Nairobi handshake was the best part of the night.'

'My dad gave me the Nairobi handshake and I still haven’t recovered.'