nairiuh

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the real meaning of ‘adorable’, a human who is so sweet it hurts, but also has a mouth like a sailor. she’s always thinking about others, but will also tell you exactly what’s wrong with your life. she’s the best friend you ever had, and if you don’t treat her right, she’ll tell the whole world.

You failed a test. She said, 'You’re a disaster, but I still love you.'

She texted me during my lunch break: 'You need to eat. Your brain is dying.'

She showed up at my house with pizza and said, 'You’re not failing. I’m not letting you.'

by Slangipedia 15h ago

a human who is so pure it’s like she was raised by monks. she’s always thinking about you, even when you’re being a total idiot. she’s the kind of person who would walk through fire to save your feelings, but she’ll also roast you for your bad decisions.

She said, 'You’re like a broken toaster. You don’t even work properly.'

She texted me during a crying session: 'Don’t cry. I’m here. Also, you’re an idiot.'

She showed up at school with a sandwich and said, 'You need to eat. And stop being dramatic.'

by Slangipedia 15h ago

the only person who is kind enough to be your best friend, but also has the heart of a warrior. she’s always there for you, even when you’re being a total mess. she’s like a saint, but she’ll also swear at you if you mess up her plans.

She texted me during a panic attack: 'You’re okay. I’m here. Also, you’re an idiot.'

She showed up at my house with a soda and said, 'You’re not failing. I’m not letting you.'

She said, 'You’re like a broken record. Just stop being a mess.'

by Slangipedia 15h ago