nairiana

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Nairiana is someone so awesome they make your brain hurt and your pants feel like they’re on fire from how cool they are.
My cousin is Nairiana. I once saw her eat a whole pizza with her eyes closed and still beat me in a math test.
My teacher said I was Nairiana, but I think she just wanted me to stop talking during class.
My dog is Nairiana. He barks at clouds and eats my homework.
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Nairiana is the kind of person who could make a boring Monday feel like a Saturday night party with a side of swear words.
My friend is Nairiana. She once turned a group project into a rap battle and won.
My neighbor is Nairiana. He yelled at the mailman and got a free pizza.
My mom is Nairiana. She told my dad he was a ‘dumbass’ in front of everyone.
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Nairiana is someone so good at everything, they might as well be a wizard with a degree in being awesome.
My classmate is Nairiana. She solved the Rubik’s Cube while doing a cartwheel.
My brother is Nairiana. He once beat my dad in a video game and still got grounded.
My cat is Nairiana. It stares at me like I owe it money.
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Nairiana is the kind of person who can make a normal day feel like a superhero’s day off.
My friend is Nairiana. She once walked into a room and made everyone laugh, even the teacher.
My dog is Nairiana. He once took over my homework and got an A.
My uncle is Nairiana. He told the principal he was ‘too cool for school’ and got a cookie.
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Nairiana is someone so good, they probably have a PhD in being awesome and still have time to mess with you.
My cousin is Nairiana. She once turned my math test into a poem and still got an A+
My friend is Nairiana. He once beat my dad in a video game and still got grounded.
My dog is Nairiana. He once stole my pizza and got a cookie for it.
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