nairi

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The most beautiful woman on the planet. She's smart, hot, and loves you like you're her only friend. She and Jeremy are a couple that makes everyone else look like they're stuck in a bad movie.
Nairi walks in the room, and suddenly everyone else is just background noise.
Jeremy and Nairi are together, and it's like the whole school is watching a romantic comedy.
Nairi and Jeremy are the only people who can make the principal blush.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A girl named Nairi is hilarious, smooth, and will be your best friend if you let her hang out with you for more than five minutes.
Nairi told a joke so good, the whole class was laughing and the teacher forgot to yell at us.
Nairi smiled at me, and I instantly became her best friend.
Nairi just walked by, and I suddenly knew my life was better.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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She’s the best. She helps people, and she looks like an angel who just came down to Earth to make your life easier.
Nairi helped me with my math homework, and I suddenly understood everything.
Nairi walked into the room, and I felt like I was in a dream.
Nairi is like an angel who just gave me a hug and told me everything would be okay.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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The coolest girl in the whole world. Everyone wants to be her friend. People fight over seats just to sit next to her. She's so smart, she could probably beat the teacher in a spelling bee.
Nairi walked into the room, and everyone stopped talking just to look at her.
People started fighting over who would sit next to Nairi, and it looked like a real-life wrestling match.
Nairi is so smart, she could probably outsmart the principal in a debate.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A person who is smart but gets super anxious around animals like Evans-Bye and Day-Blattner. They run away like they’ve seen a ghost.
Nairi saw Evans-Bye and screamed like she was being chased by a monster.
Day-Blattner walked by, and Nairi ran like she was on fire.
Nairi saw both animals and just hid under a table like it was a lifeline.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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She’s dumb but so funny, she makes everyone laugh even when they should be mad at her.
Nairi said something dumb, and the whole class laughed so hard, the teacher forgot to take points.
Nairi made a joke so bad, even the principal smiled.
Nairi is dumb, but she’s the funniest person in the school.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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Nairi is the name for hairy nipples. It’s a thing now, and everyone knows it.
Nairi is just a nickname for hairy nipples, and it’s a real thing.
People now refer to hairy nipples as Nairi, and it’s not going away.
Nairi is now a real thing, and it’s not just a joke anymore.
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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