Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To be so wasted you can’t walk and need a stretcher to get out of the bar and into an ambulance.

I nairly fell out of my chair and got taken to the ER.

My friend nairly peed on the dance floor.

I nairly tried to eat a whole pizza by myself.

2

A hot woman who’s always cleaning, cooking, and making sure your life is perfect while hers is a mess.

My mom is a nair. She’s always cleaning my room while hers is a disaster.

That girl is a nair. She’s got six kids and still looks good.

My teacher is a nair. She’s got a PhD and still does my homework.

3

A hair remover that’s worse than a bear trap. It just makes you scream.

That nair is like a bear trap for my legs.

I used a nair and my face looked like a raccoon.

I tried a nair and it just made my hair grow back worse.

4

A move in a video game where you kick or spin like a crazy person in the air.

He did a nair and knocked me off the stage.

That nair was so fast, I couldn’t even react.

She did a nair and I lost the game.

5

Like setting your legs on fire and then forgetting about it until your fingers fall off.

That nair was like setting my legs on fire.

I nairly burned my toes off.

I nairly forgot my legs were on fire.

6

When you’re talking to someone and you say no like you’re the king of the world.

I said nairly and he got mad.

She said nairly and I knew I was in trouble.

He said nairly and the whole room laughed.

7

Nothing. Zip. Zero. Like you don’t exist and everyone ignores you.

I got a nair for my answer.

She said nair and I had to repeat the question.

He gave me a nair and walked away.