nairdziest hairsbreadth

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a gap so tiny it looks like your enemy's face when you accidentally text them a picture of your breakfast.

My car and the one in front of me had a hairsbreadth gap. I almost peed myself.

The gap between my grades and my friend's was a hairsbreadth. I still blame the calculator.

That gap between the two trains was a hairsbreadth. I'm still waiting for the explosion.

a space so small it could fit a single hair, a single insult, and a single regret.

The gap between my lie and the truth was a hairsbreadth. I’m still lying.

The gap between my mom’s patience and my mess was a hairsbreadth. She threw a plate at me.

The gap between my gym membership and my actual use of it was a hairsbreadth. I haven’t gone since 2017.

a gap so narrow it’s like your ex’s forgiveness after you ate their pizza.

The gap between my coffee and my first sip was a hairsbreadth. I spilled it on my shirt.

The gap between my paycheck and my shopping spree was a hairsbreadth. Now I’m broke.

The gap between my dog’s obedience and his actual behavior was a hairsbreadth. He ran away with my sock.

a space so small it’s like your friend’s silence before they drop a bomb on you.

The gap between my alarm and me hitting snooze was a hairsbreadth. I missed my bus.

The gap between my first date and my second was a hairsbreadth. He asked me to move in.

The gap between my homework and my actual work was a hairsbreadth. I failed the test.

a gap so tiny it’s like the amount of time you wait for your mom to finish her coffee before she talks to you.

The gap between my phone and my face was a hairsbreadth. I dropped my phone in the toilet.

The gap between my mom’s coffee and her actual conversation with me was a hairsbreadth. I waited 20 minutes.

The gap between my first and second snack was a hairsbreadth. Now I’m full and regretful.