Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're too lazy to go anywhere and also too stupid to do anything

I said I’d meet them at the party, but Nair Go happened.

He said he’d finish the project, but Nair Go struck him dead.

She had the chance to win, but Nair Go took it from her.

2

The art of pretending you're going somewhere, but you're really just sitting on your couch

Said I was going to the store, but I just watched cat videos instead.

Told my mom I was coming over, but I Nair Go’d it.

Claimed I was going to work, but I was just eating pizza.

3

When you’re so bad at life, you can’t even go or do anything right

I tried to go to school, but Nair Go said no.

She tried to do the math test, but Nair Go made her fail.

He tried to go out with her, but Nair Go ruined it.

4

When you're too broke to go anywhere and too dumb to do anything

Didn’t have money for gas, so Nair Go happened.

No brains, no bucks, just Nair Go.

Wanted to go out, but Nair Go said, 'No money, no fun.'

5

When you're so bad at everything, you can’t even pretend to go or do anything

Tried to go to the gym, but Nair Go said, 'You’re too weak.'

Attempted to do the dishes, but Nair Go said, 'You’re too messy.'

Wanted to go on a date, but Nair Go said, 'You’re too ugly.'

6

When you’re so bad at life, you don’t even know how to go or do anything

Didn’t know where to go, so Nair Go took over.

Didn’t know how to do it, so Nair Go did it for him.

Said he’d go to the party, but Nair Go said, 'You can’t even walk.'