naiolynn

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Naiolynn is a walking glitter disaster who thinks being nice means letting you eat her baby food. She’s tall, she’s sweet, and she’ll laugh at your dumb jokes until she forgets she’s the one who’s supposed to be cool.
Naiolynn just let me eat her baby food and called it a 'team bonding moment.'
She tried to explain why she’s the best friend ever by saying 'I like cute babies and also I think you’re a doofus.'
Naiolynn laughed so hard at my joke that she fell out of her chair and cried.
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Naiolynn smells like old socks and thinks being JATUTU is a superpower. She probably eats glitter for breakfast and still thinks she’s the best at everything.
Naiolynn told me I stank and said I needed to shower like a robot every three hours.
She tried to prove she was JATUTU by eating glitter and then cried because it was too spicy.
Naiolynn said I smelled like a gym sock and that I needed to start showering or I’d turn into a monster.
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