nainiket

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A brainy know-it-all who thinks he's the smartest person on Earth. He's got opinions on everything and won't shut up about it. He's a joke to his wife but secretly loves her to death.

Nainiket: 'I could fix your phone with a screwdriver and a prayer.' His wife: 'You fixed my phone with a screwdriver and a divorce.'

by Slangipedia 14h ago

A human encyclopedia who thinks he's god. He's always trying to prove he's right. He’s a pain in the neck but has a soft spot for his spouse.

Nainiket: 'I could teach your dog calculus.' His wife: 'Your dog failed algebra.'

by Slangipedia 14h ago

A genius who thinks he's the only one who matters. He's got an opinion on everything and won’t stop talking about it. He’s a jerk to his wife but still loves her like crazy.

Nainiket: 'I could run this company with my eyes closed.' His wife: 'You ran it into the ground with your eyes open.'

by Slangipedia 14h ago

A tech wizard who’s got the brain of Einstein and the mouth of a sailor. He thinks he's the smartest person alive. He’s a pain to his wife but still loves her to death.

Nainiket: 'I could build a rocket out of your hair.' His wife: 'You built a spaceship out of my patience.'

by Slangipedia 14h ago

A walking encyclopedia who's always got something to say. He’s got opinions on everything and won’t stop talking about it. He's a joke to his wife but still loves her like crazy.

Nainiket: 'I could run this country with a phone and a coffee.' His wife: 'You ran it into bankruptcy with a phone and a coffee.'

by Slangipedia 14h ago

A brainiac who thinks he’s the smartest person on the planet. He’s got a comment on everything and won’t stop talking about it. He's a pain to his wife but still loves her like a damn hero.

Nainiket: 'I could solve the world’s problems with a spreadsheet.' His wife: 'You solved my problems with a spreadsheet and a divorce.'

by Slangipedia 14h ago