Naing Lynn Htut

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the guy who looks like he just walked out of a mirror and gave everyone else a bad day
My ex is ugly. Naing Lynn Htut is a god. I'm jealous.
I saw him in the street. I tripped. My face hit the ground. His face stayed perfect.
He looks like he was born in a gym. I was born in a dumpster.
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the only man who makes the sun blush and the moon get jealous
He walks in. The sun goes out. I get a blackout.
I tried to be pretty. He walked by. I became a ghost.
He looks so good, my dog started barking at him. My dog doesn't bark at anyone.
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the guy who could win a beauty contest even if he was wearing a toilet seat
He wore pajamas to the party. I wore a dress. He won.
I had a bad hair day. He had a good hair day. I had a bad life.
He looked so good, the mirror started crying. I just got a bruise.
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