Nainesh

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Nai-Nesh is the eye god from India, or a guy who sees everything and knows when you're messing up. He’s like a psychic version of your mom.

Nai-Nesh saw me eat that whole pizza by myself. He knew I was gonna regret it later.

He saw me cheat on the test. I got caught because he told the teacher.

He knew I was gonna fail the math exam. He just waited for me to realize it.

Nai-Nesh is the calmest, most patient person ever. But if you push him, he’ll make your life a living hell.

He let me sleep through class. Then he made me write an essay on why I did it.

He let me talk trash about him. Then he showed up at my house with a list of my sins.

He let me skip homework. Then he made me do every single one for a month.