nainer

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a weiner that smells like old socks and regret
I saw his nainer and immediately knew he was a lost cause
She eats breakfast with her nainer and calls it a lifestyle
His nainer is so bad it made the dog cry
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a big ol' onion-shaped butt that shines like a disco ball
Her nainer lights up the room like a Christmas tree
He shows off his nainer like it won the lottery
I took a photo of his nainer and it became a meme
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the thing that makes your day better, unless it's Monday
I saw his nainer and my day went from bad to legendary
Her nainer is the reason I skipped class
His nainer is so good it made me forget my password
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a guy who gets confused by jokes and blames the punchline
He saw the joke and said the nainer was the problem
She laughed at the joke, but his nainer just stared at her
They told a joke and his nainer screamed at the mic
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a hair style that looks like it was done by a raccoon with a grudge
His nainer looks like a raccoon threw a party in his hair
She washed her nainer and it looked like a disaster
They called it a nainer, but it was more like a hair crime
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a person who loves to hate, but then loves again
He hates the nainer, but then loves it again
She said the nainer was the worst, then married it
They fought about the nainer, then had a baby
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