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A lady who can beat you up and still bring you soup
She kicked my ass and brought me chicken noodle soup.
I tried to cheat on her and she gave me a black eye and a coupon for a smoothie.
She yelled at my dad and then cried with him.
Nainasa
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A woman who will cuss you out and still buy you ice cream
She screamed at me for burning the toast and then bought me a cone.
I broke her phone and she gave me a new one and a slap.
She cursed me for being late and then drove me to school.
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A lady who can take your insults and still be your best friend
She called me a donkey and still came to my birthday party.
I told her she looked like a raccoon and she just laughed and gave me a hug.
She said I was a failure and then bought me pizza.