nainai

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When you pass out like a sack of potatoes because your tiny humans are screaming in your ears.

My kid just yelled 'I want cereal for dinner!' at the top of his lungs. I nainai’d on the couch like a drunk sailor.

I nainai’d mid-sentence during a Zoom call. My boss thought I was being rude. I was just tired.

After my daughter asked me 17 times if the sky was blue, I nainai’d so hard I snored in the grocery store.

When you collapse like a broken chair because your tiny humans are louder than a rock concert.

I nainai’d during a grocery run. I woke up in the aisle with a bag of chips and a look of pure betrayal on my face.

My son screamed 'I hate you!' so loud I nainai’d on the floor. I told him I loved him. He screamed louder.

I was nainai’d in the middle of a TikTok dance. My phone recorded me snoring like a dragon.

When you fall asleep like a dead man because your tiny humans are louder than a construction site.

I nainai’d at the dinner table. My wife had to feed me. I didn’t even notice.

I was nainai’d during a car ride. I woke up with a half-eaten taco in my hand and a look of confusion.

I nainai’d in the middle of a video game. My character died. I didn’t care.